I haven’t said anything about this before, but now that it’s hit the press, I thought it best if you heard about it from me personally. I was put up for adoption.
A few days ago I was “surrendered” to the Citizens for Humane Action shelter in Columbus: Marley Missing from Citizens for Humane Action Center… but don’t worry, I was stolen back. And during adoption hours no less. It was quite an experience, and not over yet. Yesterday we were in Obetz, but I think we’re headed for St. Paul.
It’s tough blogging on the lam , especially since my parents won’t tell me why they took me to CHA in the first place. I know a lot of people call me a dog and a bitch, but I didn’t think my own family would disown me. I mean what have I done to deserve this? Personally, I think it has something to do with National Adoption Awareness Month. Mom and dad were touched by the sad stories of desperate lonely couples they read about in the paper. I believe in a moment of utter but misjudged compassion, gave me up to make someone else happy. Surrender in haste. Regret at leisure.
from the pic you have roots and purpose, bud the official beer canine
Thank you for making me laugh today.
At other sites, people are going crazy over the demonic Find My Family that airs tonight.
Tthere should be a niche market: Unfind My Family. I’m sure there are many people,adopted and lego, who would patronize a relocation service to rid themselves of irritating family members
Thanks, anonymous. I hadn’t noticed that. My roots certainly explain my purpose!
bd? db? thanks for appreciating my humor,(o: