Check out God’s Little Girl and God’s Little Boy courtesy of our friends at adoption.com. There’s also an “international” version. Presumably, God created thousands of little Chinese girls specifically to be abandoned into the arms of Americans– or if importation doesn’t work out–the sex trade.
And what’s this about? God’s Little Trannie?
Oh, little boy, we’re all adopted at so great a price,
But as God’s little girl, you’re adopted twice.
All this time I thought it was Jack–not God– banging Dorothy out on the back Canton-Massillon road. But since God is my bdad, yall better show me more respect or I’ll have my dad send a swarm of locusts down on you..
Adoption theology at its finest.