NEWS FLASH! If you’ve been turned down by your local adoption mill, don’t despair. Liberty Council (Restoring the culture one case at a time by advancing religious freedom, the sanctity of human life, and the traditional family) has a deal for you!
Here’s how it works
Pick one or more of the liberals from the list we have posted online at www.LC.org, or choose your own liberal(s) to adopt. If you are led to choose one or more of the liberals we have selected for consideration, please read their brief biographical statement, including the reasons they stand in need of prayer.
Pray earnestly and intensely for them! Pray that the Lord would move upon them and cause them to be the kind of leaders who will encourage others to lead “a quiet and peaceable life in all godliness and reverence.” We encourage you to seek the Lord’s guidance on how to pray for your liberal(s), always allowing Him to temper your prayer with His love and mercy.
Liberals up for adoption include : President Barack Obama, New York Mayor Michael Bloomberg, Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger, Speaker Nancy Pelosi, Congressman Barney Frank, Science Czar John Holdren, Senator Olympia Snowe, Barry Lynn, and others. There is even and “Unknown Liberal” option, which allows you to pray for a liberal of your choice.
We are especially happy with the Unknown Liberal option, for those who want complete anonymity and safety in their adoption plan and nobody showing up on your doorstep to try to take your born again conservative back to trailer park or dope den.
Pix and Bios are on the Adopt a Liberal homepage. See the press release for more information.
BTW, here is a picture of my own little Arnold Bastardette. He’s minemimemine forever, and if you ever tell him he’s adopted, you’ll have to deal with me…and you don’t want to do that. Just ask NCFA.
Oh, yes, I had to post about this, too! I like the “waiting child” aspect of the list of liberals, but you’re right, just going in for whatever liberal they’ll match you with — the “Unknown Liberal (Tomb of, implied)” is nice, too!
Awwwwww…you already took Ahnold! My son watched Conan the Barbarian a million times when he was a kid, and when he moved to LA got to meet his hero, and vote for him.
I guess I’ll take Obama, he is cute too, and I already pray for him, seriously, that no nutter harms him or his family.
How do these folks know God is not a liberal Herself? Ever hear the song, “Laughing With God”?
Oh, that is so darling.
And scary.