TOUGH DECISIONS: THE DUMPSTER OR THE ADOPTION AGENCY?

A few days ago employees in the pick-through room of a thrift shop in Birmingham, Alabama found the body of a newborn. The unfortunate discovery was met with the usual vexation and confusion amongst the town’s metro types. An exception, was Tammy Gardner, a book pricer at the store. Upon discovery of the body, Miss Tammy, who also holds prayer meetings and Bible study for employees. threw an impromptu prayer service at the facility. “I just told them that it’s a terrible, awful thing, but we don’t have to worry about the baby anymore (she’s) in the hands of the Lord,” she told the Birmingham News. “She’ll never feel pain or hurt or fear….We prayed for justice. God says vengeance is His and He will repay.” Bastardette, having lived a couple of years in a small deep south town during her misspent youth, finds this gothic response to the tragedy familiar and comfortable–a simple response that doesn’t flog the air with theoretical arguments and professional meddling. A thoroughly unmodern attitude. A few days later, a letter appeared in the Birmingham News. Tom Cook, Director of Catholic Family Services, prompted by the tragic discovery, wanted to remind people–especially women–of services to Continue Reading →

THE BABY DUMP STORE

We owe a debt of gratitude to Fox News blow hard John Gibson. A couple weeks ago, in the midst of a bad hair spray day, Gibson, took a hissy-fit over gay adoption. Nothing new there we yawned as we began to install our Fox Blocker. But then, to our surprise and our ever-lasting gratitude, Gibson made a startling revelation: the queer agenda behind baby dump laws! Gay’s can’t have kids–other than going to the abandoned kids store and getting one or two…. Of course, it all makes perfect sense once you think about it. How else could pediacentric gays and lesbians hope to compete with church-wed exburbanite paps with deep pockets and CPCs but to set up an alternative source of supply? And all along I thought it was the National Council for Adoption and its string of “safe abandonment” franchises run from the kitchen tables of America’s heartland, that were filling up the baybee coffers and stuffing our rights down the garbage chute. Mea Culpa! Coming to a location near you soon: The Baby Dump Store! Look for it!

FACTS DON’T MATTER….

…. when it comes to legalized baby abandonment and the California Legislature. On March 15, the California Senate Judiciary Committee met to vote on SB 116,the repeal of the sunset of SB 1368–the state’s Safe Haven law which permits any old anybody (not only parents) to anonymously “legally abandon” an infant 72-hours old or less at hospitals and police and fire stations with no questions asked. If passed, the repeal makes the law permanent. While researching the bill to write testimony Bastard Nation: the Adoptee Rights Organization learned that the California Department of Social Services is mandated by SB 1368 and by California’s sunset law itself to prepare and present annual reports to the legislature on the use and effectiveness of the Safe Haven program in that state. The reports were mandated into the law specifically for legislative review when the sunset came up so that (gasp!) the legislature could make an informed and educated vote on whether or not to continue the program. As it turns out, CDSS couldn’t be bothered with such a difficult task. Although a report was issued for 2002, unlike many other CDSS reports dealing with adoption and child welfare, it is not available online. Continue Reading →