Bastardette feels a major migraine coming on. This showed up on TMZ this morning: Jackson/Rowe not the biological parents.

Multiple sources deeply connected to the births tell us Michael was not the sperm donor for any of his kids. Debbie’s eggs were not used. She was merely the surrogate, and paid well for her services in the births of Michael Jr. and Paris.

In the case of Prince Michael II (the youngest), we’re told the surrogate was never told of the identity of the “receiving parent” — Michael Jackson. Three days after Prince was born at Grossmont Hospital in San Diego County, Jackson’s lawyer came to the hospital to pick the baby

Now, US Weekly reports that the father of of the older two is Jackson’s dermatologist and Debbie Rowe’s former boss, Arnold Klein.

He is the dad,” says a Jackson insider. “He and Debbie signed an agreement saying they would never reveal the truth.”

Not surprisingly, Klein has refused to comment.

OK, this is all tabloid hearsay, so far, but it’s gone out all over the wire. I hope it’s not true, but it wouldn’t surprise me, either. Well, some of it does. I never seriously expected to read that Debbie Rowe isn’t the bio mom of the older kids.

This will get so ugly so fast.

Who’s the daddy?
Who’s the mommy?
Where’s the money?
Where the kids go. Of course!

I can’t think of anything more illustrative (along with Octomom) of the American baybee-making-it’s-all-about-me-me-me mania that lets little real human beings be artificially created, anonymized, trafficked, and abused for the pleasure of “adults.” These freaks should have been locked in cages at Neverland, a prime exhibit of Menken’s boobus americanus.

To top if off, there’s stories circulating that Jackson didn’t have a will, but the Wall Street Journal now reports that a 2002 will, leaving the bulk of his estate to his mother Katherine, his kids, and at least one charity will be filed on Thursday. His father Joseph Jackson was reportedly cut out. Thank goodness for small favors!

After the debt is cleared it’s estimate about $200 million will be left.

By the time this is settled Prince Michael, Paris, and Blanket will be grandparents. Unfortunately,,the most intimate parts of their lives will, by then, have gone down into American pop folklore.

If I could say something reasonable about this, I would. But I can’t.


  1. Oh Marley, I saw this in my inbox this morning and almost barfed. And to top it ALL off – they’re planning on NEVER telling the children!!!

    What I’d like to know is now that TMZ and US Weekly (and probably a whole host of other gossip and reputable sources soon) are publishing this – these kids are going to see this or hear about it on the streets or one of their friends is going to say, “hey I saw on TV that your dad’s not your real dad”.

    Imagine how shitty it must be to find out like that…..poor kids. I feel so badly for them. Not only did they just lose their dad, but now they are going to come to find that neither him nor their “mom” are really their parents.

    And the botched up adoption papers – what does that mean…..who’s really these kids parents?!?!

  2. I feel terrible for the kids. They’d be better off living with me, though I couldn’t afford them. I suppose nobody knows who their parents are–or at least some of them.

  3. I’ll add, I bet this estate takes years to settle. I worked with a man who was Jimi Hendrix’s BIL. Actually, he was also a high school friend of Hendrix and years’ later, his own son married Hendrix’s half sister who was much younger. He told me, and this was in the mid-90s, that the estate was still open due to various claims by various women against the estate.

  4. What a hideous mess and those poor kids. They do not look remotely biracial so that rules out MJ as Dad, but a surrogate mother and donor eggs as well really complicates things. What happens when insane egotists have money to buy anything!

    I really felt sad seeing a picture of MJ as a kid…he was so cute and good looking and then defaced himself and his life. Ugly and sad. Again, those poor children who never should have been part of any of it. Nobody wants them but everybody wants their money.

  5. His life was bizarre from beginning to end…and now the insanity goes on after his death and will for many years.


    They cannot keep it from the kids unless they prevent them from learning how to read and plug their ears!

  6. Very sad… I had an acquaintance who almost did this– she was talked out of it at the last minute. I saw some of the “donor” books… so disturbing, like something out of the Handmaid’s Tale.

    In Michael Jackson’s case, I wonder if this was one of many attempts to bamboozle him out of his fortune by shifting his estate to these children who are not biologically related.

  7. If what is being speculated is true – that babies were created by anonymous donors and sold without the womb renter knowing to whom…the ramifications are enormous for pedophiles who can create totally anonymous kids – not have them ever adopted or registered in any way – thus they are NON EXISTENT! They then make the ULTIMATE sex slaves!!! even good for – gag me – snuff films.

    What would they birth certificates for? MJ’s kids i’m sure never went to school – nannies and tutors, no doubt.

    And how is a woman who allows herself to be used as a womb and SELLS the baby she carries – not a criminal baby seller?

    Meanwhile TMZ talks about all this and then flashes to a photo of Sara Jessica Parker and her new SURROGATE twins and calls it the “all American family picture post card photo”! BOING!!!

  8. God, Mirah, you’ve gone where I never knew it was possible to go. I need the barf bag bad.

    Since their photos have become public, I’ve been peering at these kids for familial signs of that adorable lead singer of the Jackson 5. Could find none.

  9. if there were no adoption petitions filed and granted, what about inheritance rights? These kids could lose big if there is no legal or DNA parentage to establish they are legal heirs of the decedent.

  10. One has to wonder what the OBC of these 3 kids look like. There would be an OBC…wonder how much MJ paid for the ‘real deal’ OBC to read ‘as if’ ‘original’?

    Very rich people basically can buy whatever they want…even little human beings. MJ was obsessed with ‘white’.

    If any of the general public ever believed these kids were MJs ‘fruit of his loins’..then some people in the general public were totally blind or just plain stupid.

    I actually feel very sorry for these children. They were used for MJs fantasies/obsessions, they now will be used for whatever $$$$$$$$$ will come their way. Really a shame.

  11. Mirah, the Jackson kids were homeschooled and kept isolated from other children their own age. Not sure where I read that report but I remember that much.

    How a court can determine parentage much less best interest and who should raise them is going to be a legal nightmare, especially with the moolah of celebrities in the mix.

    That agreement to keep it secret, yup, I got queasy too.

  12. “Where is the line between adoption and abduction?”
    Coming as it does from you, Mirah, this has to be a hypothetical question.
    Because you have already made it clear that you don’t accept that there is a line, and I am quite sure you are not about to be convinced. Not nohow.

  13. Of course they are not Michaels Biological Children. Do they look black to any of you AT ALL ? of course NOT.
    Look at Michael when he was a baby … Black as Black can be with that cute Curly Aphro hair.
    I love Michael Jackson. I hate all the nastyness around him, but one for sure they are not his biolobical children.
    BUT NOW Is not the time for ANYONE in the world to hurt those three children. They loved him as their dad, he is Legally their dad. HE is now dead and I hope that everyone shuts the hell up and just lets his memory be.
    She the so called Mother is the witch in all this. She should have shut her god damn mouth.

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