The results are in on Bastaradette’s Unscientific Who Got the Vote in AdoptionLand Poll. Not surprisingly Romney lost to Obama by a landslide of 37-1.
Due to the Blogger poll set-up, I had to do three separate “ballots” for Bastards, Bio Parents of Bastards and Adoptive Parents of Bastards. Forty-seven Bastardette readers replied. Here are the results:
Interesting how Bastards and their Bios voted so closely. The one adoptive parent vote for Romney skewed the percentages, but Obama still came out with a 72% victory, which I suppose means that adoptee rights advocates think Obama and Democrats in their state legislatures are more bastard friendly than the Romney camp. Hmm no! Dem and Repugs both hate us, but Dems in a kinder, gentler way. Of course, we already knew that Romney opposes OBC access of any kind and that when he was an of L-d-S bishop he forced at least one woman to throw her baby on the mercy of Adoption Inc–L-d-S Social Services Division..Despite my cynicism, my heart was warmed by Vermin Supreme’s 10% vote by birthparents (tied with Green candidate Jill Stein) undoubtedly because he promised everyone in the US a pony. Unfortunately, adoptees have wised up to those pony promises made by others, and followed their self interest elsewhere. Believe me . Vermin would have delivered! I’ll write him this week and suggest he front the adopted class 6 million ponies right now .or at least set up an adpotee -pony registry to match up bastards and their personal ponies for 2016.
Wonkette reports on a write-in campaign in Georgia’s District 10 “race” in which incumbent self-proclaimed “witch finder” Paul Broun, ran unopposed. Broun, an MD by trade, has publicly declared that everything he learned about evolution, embryology and the Big Bang Theory came “straight from the pit of hell.” (Broun is a high-ranking member of the House Science Committee on which fellow nutbar Todd legitimate rape Akin sits.) Over 4000 write-ins for Charles Darwin were counted in Broun’s district along with dozens of other solutions to the Congressman’s personal dystopia including Cthulu, Bart Simpson, Beyonce, Eleanor Roosevelt, Valdemort, Rufus Wainwright, Iggy Pop, and my favorites, My Dog Charles, Any sentient being , and Burning Sack of Dog Shit.
I’ll keep the results of the poll up on the left side sidbar until the end of the month.
I’ll also send these poll results off to The Dems, Republicans, Greens, Libertarians and Vermin Supreme so they can better rig the ballot for 2016. If there is one.