You never know! According to Florida’s A Safe Place for Newborns Facebook page, Bethenny Frankel, late of The Apprentice: Martha Stewart, The Real Housewives of New York, Bethenny Getting Married, and now Bethany Ever After (how does one make herself that important and get away with it?) auctioned off three dresses and one set of ice skates worn by Herself on Ever After and Skating with the Stars (came in 2nd against All My Children’s Rebecca Budig.) We’re sorry we didn’t find this earlier. Bidding closed on May 23 with a total take of $2271. Recipients included Nick Silverio’s baby dump, A Safe for Newborns, and The Candie’s Foundation of Bristol Palin fame. Hit here for more information and links to the various eBay auctions. BTW, the skates went for $830.00. At least she’s not talking about adopting a saved-from-the-gutter refugee. Yet. A Baby for Bethenny?