This is the first part of a 2-part blog, which was becoming too long for comfortable consumption. Part 1 is limited to the latest story coming out of Haiti on the break-up of Silsby’s onsite New Lifers and allegations of attempted court bribery last week.

The Laura Silsby child lifting case just keeps getting stranger.

MSNBC reporter Kerry Sanders reported Saturday that one of Laura Silsby’s “missionaries” slipped a note to his producer Don Wood during an off camera interview. Signed by eight of the 10 prisoners, the note said the detainees feared for their lives. And seemingly feared Silsby.

The 3 minute broadcast is below.

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Here are the relevant parts:

  • We fear for our lies here in Haiti. There is corruption and extortion.
  • Laura wants to control. We believe lying. We are afraid.
  • Please you must listen. We have no way to call. Court will not let us have a say about truth for us We only came as volunteers. We had nothing to do with any documents. We have been lied to.

The Associated Press picks it up from there, reporting Sunday morning (Feb. 7) that Edwin Coq, the Haitian lawyer representing the group in court last week, has been fired by Jorge Puello, the Dominican attorney retained by the detainees’ relatives, after they rejected the lawyer recommended to them by US Consular Services.

Puello in turn, hired Coq to work the Haitian end. Puello, the guy who a few days ago complained to CNN about living conditions in the jail, claims (and what’s left of the Haitian government isn’t denying it so far) that Coq tried to bribe Silsby & Co out of jail and out of the country with $60,000 he’d requested from the families for his fee, even though he told the AP on Friday that he was taking no fee. (No mention on Puello’s fee, if he has one).

In another story from CNN Sunday, Coq claims he was actually hired by Eric Thompson, husband of detainee Carla Thompson, and had quit the case, not been fired as Puello claimed.The London Sunday Telegraph reported that Coq was preparing to resign anyway because he had not received money promised him by the families of this clients.

Puello has a different story. He says:

Coq initially requested a $10,000 fee, but kept asking for bigger and bigger amounts. He said that when Coq reached $60,000, he said he (Coq) could guarantee it would lead to the Americans’ release. Coq orchestrated “some kind of extortion with government officials” that would have led to the release of nine of the 10 missionaries…He had some people inside the court that asked him for money, and he was part of this scheme.”

Despite Coq’s earlier claim of pro bono work, he does not deny he had the money (or at least some of it) , now claiming it was his fee (that didn’t exist on Friday), not a bribe.

I have worked for 10 people for four days working all hours. Look at what hour I’m working now responding to these calls. I have the right to this money.

The story gets more interesting since both Puello and Coq have thrown Silsby under her own bus. At the Friday hearing, pleading for provisional release of all but Silsby (bail where bond is not required, which would permit the prisoners to return to the States until trial), he told the court that in his opinion the nine had been well-intentioned but naive volunteers duped by their leader who had lied to them that she had the legal documents to transport the children to DR. Puello agrees that Silsby lied to everyone else. He seems to have little interest in defending her.

The God that failed. The bribe that failed.
The story is so confusing. Silsby is so slippery. The other defendants so ignorant. To make things more complicated, Coq speaks Creole and no English, and has been working with Silsby through interpreters whose language skills seen to be questionable. Thus, we have a story full of questions, inconsistencies, conjectures, and holes making it difficult to offer sane observations. So far, MSM has not investigated the bribery allegations, instead taking them at face value. I can’t decide without more information, though I can easily see the the morally deficient Silsby trying to buy her way out of her jam–with somebody else’s money

These are some of my random meandering thoughts from the last 24 hours. I keep running them around in my head. They tend to change, so tomorrow I may have a whole set of new observations and conjectures, especially if and when new information is released.

  • Why would the families or Puello hire an attorney who doesn’t speak English or have decent translators? Surely there are better choices, even in the midst of Haiti’s chaos. After all, Consular Services suggested a lawyer (who presumably spoke English). Why was this lawyer rejected?
  • Were funds transferred to Coq, and if so, how much?
  • Did Coq, in fact, have $60,000 in hand and did he want more? The report that he planned to resign from the case because he’d not received the funds promised suggests he didn’t have the $60,00, the last amount the Puello mentioned, or that he wanted even more.
  • Were, in fact, bribes offered to the court, or is this just a lawyer smackdown? If so, how much was offered and to whom for what? Since the Haitian government with its history of corruption has much bigger things to worry about right now, I don’t expect this to be pursued, unless it’s linked to something bigger. The Haitian and US governments just want this to go away.
  • Was Laura Silsby aware of the bribe offer? As the “spokesperson” and self-appointed group herderm did she, in fact, suggest it under that self-made privilege she likes to throw around while the rest of the group sat on the floor singing praise songs? Reflecting on Silsby’s murky financial history, lack of ethics in Idaho and Haiti, and her long failed history of rules-are-for-other-people lifestyle–what I call Silsby exceptionalism–it is almost inevitable that she would try to toss her trick bag stuffed with other people’s money into a Haitian judiciary sinkhole and then credit God with their release–a release that only the delusional psychic grifter and her followers (maybe) could actually believe would happen. Though Silsby has complained she couldn’t communicate well with Coq, would that prevent her from entangling him in her latest scheme through some other source?
  • If Coq offered a bribe independent of Silsby, did Silsby know about it at some point?
  • No matter where the bribe initiated, (if it did) did the other prisoners know about it? The group’s specific reference to “Laura wants to control. We believe lying. We are afraid” tells me that they believe that Silsby not only lied about their rescue mission, but continues to lie to authorities and themselves; thus, putting them in some kind of danger. Would a failed bribe attempt (or rumor of attempt) fueled by their baby stealing plot be enough for them to fear retribution from people who didn’t get the pay-off? Or do they actually fear Silsby?
  • If there was an attempted bribe, who dropped the dime on Coq?
  • Is Silsby expendable? Obviously she’s the loony ringleader that can’t stop mugging for the press, but beyond that, she offers no financial incentive to acquit. While the other nine have families to at least somehow support their attempt to repatriate Silsby has nothing but a foreclosed home, a failed business, lawsuits, a ruined reputation, and a lot of disillusioned churchies who won’t be eager to donate to her defense fund.
  • Was the whole thing a con? Did the con get conned?

I am particularly struck by Silsby’s performance (and this is indeed performance) before Friday’s court appearance. News videos, some of which can be seen in the above video, show a blissed out Laura Silsby leaving for court, patronizing smile on her made-up face, explaining patiently to her dumbo audience, that God will set them all free. She and her crew, in fact, took their packed bags with them to court, expecting to fly out of Port au Prince later in the day. Was her confidence based on her incessant phone conversations in her head with God or did she believe throwing around money would make the problem–and them–go away? I’ve been around a lot of evangelicals and fundamentalists over the years, but I can’t remember anyone this jazzed on her personal interpretation of God’ will. The woman just isn’t plugged in.

Instead of the walls of Jericho falling at God’s proxy commando, the ten prisoners were officially charged with child abduction and criminal association and remanded to new jails: the men to the severely damaged national penitentiary (all the prisoners escaped after the earthquake); the women to a women’s prison in Petionville. Since Haitian law is based on the Napoleonic Code, anyone charged is considered guilty until proven innocent. The court has up to three months to decide the next move.

Incredibly, after the bad news that they might sit in jail for another three months, Silsby, enjoying her 15 minutes of fame overtime, gave a thumbs up to the press, (see above with her nanny Carissa Coulter) telling the press, “I feel good. I’m trusting God.” Two days later her “missionaries” sent their note: “Laura wants to control. We believe lying. We are afraid.”

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  1. She doesn’t stop fake smiling.

    Did she pick this up from watching Hollywood celebrities getting arrested on the 6 o’clock news or is she really “happy” all the time?

  2. I see the name “Eric Thompson” has now shown up, identified as the name of Carla Thompson’s husband. The one important detail about Eric Thompson, not elsewhere reported that I know of, is that his name is encoded in the “Haitian Orphan Rescue Mission” PDF file that still lives on the Eastside Baptist Church website, at You can see it by selecting “Document Properties” when viewing the file.

    I’m not buying this assertion that the rest of the gang wasn’t in on Silsby’s plans. If Eric Thompson’s name is on that file, that likely indicates it was written on his computer. That means it’s very likely that a number of other people in that gang, particularly Carla Thompson, who are now trying to throw Silsby overboard and claim they knew nothing, knew all about that document and about their plans to snatch Haitian kids off the streets of Port-au-Prince.

    I say every one of them should get used to being nice and comfortable in a Haitian prison for a good long while. None of them have any excuse for their behavior. How can anyone believe that 9 American suburbanites dropped everything and went to an earthquake-ravaged city in the poorest country in the hemisphere without first agreeing on a plan that explained why they were there and what they’d be doing there?

  3. I was sort of mumbling to myself over the bribery thing last night. I believe that bribery is just what Laura Silsby would go for, but I think it’s doubtful that in her isolated situation, would she have the mechanism to pull it. My guess is not.

    All and all, I think the charge is probably BS and Coq could be the fall guy. According to him, he never got the money he was promised Did they expect him to handle an international incident involving 10 people with criminal charges for free?

    There’s more going on here. I’m conjecturing, but I wont post it here until I’m more coherent.

  4. From CBS;photovideo

    What in their Christian God’s Name were these idiots thinking taking these kids? Watch the video. These kids weren’t acting *grateful* that they would have a better life thru the Grand Scheme of Adoption Holiness….they’re crying for their moms! Looking at all these pasty-faced white people holding these little black babies…made me feel ill. I had gotten the idea that there would only like a few, maybe 2 babies involved in this adoption kidnapping kaper…uh…I don’t think so..

  5. Just another well meaning, Christian, looking to make a buck off of someone’s misery. The country is devastated and she comes in to “help” take children?

    Next step would have been to market and sell children. She is just caught and doesn’t have the a pot to piss in like MOST baby selling scammers have for their disposal.

    She obviously, needed money and she thought she could go into Haiti, scoop up a bunch of kids with her Christian affiliations behind her, and then sell the kids for a profit.

    Adoption/Buying and Selling/ The American Way/

  6. Given her business and legal problems stateside, the growing accounts of which reveal Laura Silsby as a would-be ruthless but fairly untalented manipulator and cheat, it’s clear she had urgent motives to drum up money somehow to clear off debt and fines back home. But if the plan was to run an abduction/adoption scam under cover of feigned Christian charity, the enormous effrontery of the plot is only matched by the appalling incompetence of its execution. Probably just thought that in the chaos and confusion of the moment they could rush in and out without being noticed. So: the faster the better. “Get in the bus! Get in the bus!”

    Other, more experienced traffickers will clearly have been laying better (fake) documentary groundwork and flaring out more effective smokescreens. Silsby’s gang got caught because they followed a heedless, hurried plotter. Probably some of them really didn’t have a clue they were participating in a venal deception intended to profit only her.

    People—and especially child—trafficking in the wake of the earthquake, practiced by more skilled hands, is very likely succeeding. And on a larger scale than just 33 kids. There’s the local crime and corruption scene; and the vetting of who represents a real humanitarian relief NGO and who’s merely masquerading with criminal intent, as well as everything in between, looks to have been almost inexistent at first.

    Where there’s bodies there’s bound to vultures.

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