Just in time for Christmas!
The perfect gift for closet-hiding birthparents leaving in fear that their bastard may return to piss of their porch or worse over the holidays.
Protect your 2nd Amendment Right to shoot your bastard before it shoots you!
THE BACK UP
Buy one for each side of your bed.
Don’t let your bastard ruin your life!
Act Now!
If you’re not out of bed before you need your gun, you’re toast.