To read my pieces on Haiti, please go to American Life League Says No to Condoms and Contraceptives for Haitians, Bastard Nation’s Statement on Haitian Adoption and Babylifts, Operation Pierre Pan Postponed; Politicians Pander, Haiti Child Evacuation: A New Operation Pedro Pan (my keystone Haitian entry), Haiti: Misc. Updates on Adoption and Pat Robertson, and Pat Robertson and Adoptee Rights .

Who knew that Haiti was so ripe for crisis tourism? Everybody (that is, the crony corporatists who run the US) want a piece of the pickins. It’s a wonder any relief planes get in at all what with politicians and preachers in and “orphans” out.” There are already dozens of articles and blogs on the corporate evangelical takeover of Haiti. (I’ll leave the secular takeover for another day). Bible pounders are practically knocking each other off the plane playing who’s on first. I hope somebody is making a compendium of these stories. I have quite a few and most likely will use some for reference in the coming weeks. At the moment, though, I’m continuing to comment on the evangelical demand for International Planned Parenthood Foundation (IPPF) that I wrote about directly below this entry, to bury itself under the collapsed PROFAMIL clinic in downtown Port au Prince. (below right)

In case you didn’t read what I posted earlier, (admittedly a bit facetious, but I was annoyed), just go below, and then come back here. Despite what ALL, CWA, and their home girls claim in their I’m-the-hammer-IPPF is-the-nail poundings, the IPP Haiti page and says nothing about birth control or abortion. Here (and here) is what it says about its rescue work (emphasis theirs):

PROFAMIL’s two largest clinics (that two weeks ago each served 200 Haitians a day) in Port-au-Prince and Jacmel have been destroyed in the earthquake.

We are working to help PROFAMIL resume services through a temporary static clinic and Mobile Health Units to deliver services in various tent cities where displaced persons have gathered, to provide basic first aid, as well as obstetric care and family planning. We need your help!

Your donation will help Haitian families receive immediate and necessary medical attention.

Because the damaged clinics are inaccessible, we are collecting money to mobilize staff and purchase supplies, including first aid and medicines. The PROFAMIL Haitian medical staff will be working in teams within the community. These are not foreign aid workers but Haitian nurses and doctors. The demand for more medical supplies is enormous. The news of the tragedy is not hyped for television; the local health situation is dire.

Ah, THAT’S the problem! IPPF Haiti is for and about Haitians, not the white man’s burden and other post colonial homages.

Furthermore, on about com. contraception Dawn Stacey writes:

For the record, PROFAMIL is a fully staffed organization that is operated by Haitian nurses, doctors and volunteers. 100% of the donations being solicited by International Planned Parenthood Western Hemisphere Region will be going directly to PROFAMIL’s operations – to help restore basic medical services at their clinics as well as to allow their mobile health clinics to bring needed services to people who are totally isolated.

On their Facebook Pages, Planned Parenthood is also advocating that people donate to Americans for UNFPA. (United Nations Population Fund). According to Thoraya Ahmed Obaid, UNFPA’s Executive Director, We are sending reproductive health supplies to meet the special needs of women, to prevent women from dying in pregnancy and to ensure safe deliveries.”

In fact, UNFPA is prioritizing assistance to pregnant women in the impacted areas who are especially vulnerable during this crisis. Haiti has the highest rate of maternal death in the region (670 deaths per 100,000 live births); now, with limited or no access to health facilities, pregnant women are at an even greater risk for complications and death related to pregnancy and childbirth. The donations (Planned Parenthood is promoting) will help UNFPA provide emergency reproductive health kits. These kits could essentially function as OB wards as they contain essential drugs, equipment and supplies to provide life-saving services to pregnant women. During periods following a major natural disaster, women often lose access to basic health services, so UNFPA is also trying to ensure that women and girls have access to basic hygiene supplies, so that they can live with dignity (even amidst the worst circumstances).

UNPA estimates that there are about 20,000 pregnant women in their third trimester in Port au Prince alone. So providing life saving services and delivering babies in a clean and safe environment is “really about abortion.” It doesn’t surprise me. Here in a Ohio a few years ago, the self-named Cavemen at the Statehouse, the guys who wanted to rescind the state’s ratification of the 14th Amendment (it’s also “really about abortion”) said that state-sponsored smoking cessation programs for women were “really about abortion,” too. In fact, all health care for women according, to these male morons, is “really about abortion.”

So, today, in response to IPPF’s hellish mission of actually saving the lives of women and their babies, unlike the privileged neochristers in ALL and CWA, Life Decisions International issued a wanky press release that includes the following:

“I hate to sound cynical, but I am–and my cynicism is based on experience,” Scott said. “What better fund-raising tool is there than a photograph of desperate men, women and children who had been devastated by an earthquake? Planned Parenthood routinely uses natural disasters to raise money, but it addresses not one true need. When people are standing outside with a hand stretched out, they do not expect someone to put a condom or birth control pill in it. Planned Parenthood officials should be ashamed.”

Unlike, of course, their brethren at Faith Comes by Hearing who along with food, water and supplies is sending (so far) 600 “Proclaimers,” that is solar powered bibles that speak in Creole, to preach to the hurt, homeless, and orphaned standing in the food line. Of course, this isn’t opportunistic like IPPF. It’s …well…biblical, just like that guy on the bus with those warped Chick tracts.

According to Reuters:

The Faith Comes By Hearing organisation says its Bible, called the Proclaimer, delivers “digital quality” and is designed for “poor and illiterate people”…”The Proclaimer is self-powered and can play the Bible in the jungle, desert or … even on the moon!”

Today Faith by Hearing posted (emphasis theirs):

“We already have 600 Proclaimers on their way through our ministry partner, Convoy of Hope,” said Jon Wilke, Faith Comes By Hearing’s spokesperson. “These portable, solar-powered Audio Bibles will be given to local pastors so people can hear God’s Word in their own language—Haitian Creole.

Convoy of Hope has people positioned on the ground to receive containers of food, clothing and supplies that are being sent to Haiti. They are partnering with churches in Haiti that are ministering to those left in the aftermath of this deadly earthquake. Pastors will receive the Proclaimer units and will use them to minister to groups of hurting and wounded people who need the Word of God in their heart language.

There is an immediate need for another 3,000 Proclaimers. We want to equip short-term groups, disaster relief teams, church teams and other ministries with the Word of God in a format the people can use,” he said.

Evangelicals have attempted to “Christianize” Haiti for years since Roman Catholicism isn’t Christian, at least according to them. They aren’t about to miss their big chance to kick the big dog when he’s down. And let’s not even get started on Voudon. It will be interesting to see what happens when the solar bible folks run into the Scientology “volunteer ministers” that John Travolta is shipping in. No word if they are bringing their E Meters with them. It’s easy, though, to picture a duke out between E Meter waving Scientoloigists and the more cerebral solar Bibleists. One thing about America. No matter what the tragedy, it’s always about us.

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  1. This may seem a little late, but here’s some interesting info about Pat Robertson, ex-Marine.

    “Pat Robertson’s father was a US senator who intervened with the Marine Corps to have his son assigned to duty in the rear, away from combat. Robertson served in Korea as the “liquor officer” — responsible for keeping the officers’ clubs supplied with liquor.”


    Praise The Lord and Pass The Ammunition!

  2. News update:

    “Children missing from hospitals after quake, sparking trafficking fears”

    AFP – Children have gone missing from hospitals in Haiti since the devastating earthquake struck, raising fears of trafficking for adoption abroad, the UN Children’s Fund (UNICEF) said Friday.

    “We have documented let’s say around 15 cases of children disappearing from hospitals and not with their own family at the time,” said UNICEF adviser Jean Luc Legrand.

    “UNICEF has been working in Haiti for many years and we knew the problem with the trade of children in Haiti which existed already beforehand, and unfortunately many of these trade networks have links with the international adoption ‘market’,” Legrand explained.

    The agency underlined that it had warned countries during the past week not to step up adoptions from Haiti in the immediate wake of the quake.

    Several are fast-tracking adoption procedures already under way, including Belgium, Canada, France, Germany, the Netherlands, Spain and the United States.

    Legrand said the situation was similar to the aftermath of the tsunami in Asia five years ago.

    Legrand said there was separate but only anecdotal evidence of people taking children by road to the neighbouring Dominican Republic and planes loading children before they left the airport.

    “We have seen over the last years many children being taken out of the country without any legal procedure. This is going on, this is happening now, and we are starting to have the first evidence of that, this is unquestionable,” he claimed.


  3. I heard a sermon as a child that I never forgot. We had a new, young pastor with progressive ideas and he was catching Hell from the Ole Time Relious in our congregation. He stated that “the devil wears many masks and among those masks is the face of piety.” I think of that, often, even though I am no longer part of any religious community. It seems to fit, here.

  4. http://qnc.queensu.ca/alert_loader.php?id=4b57393109a4f

    Media Alert

    Adoption in Haiti
    Wednesday January 20, 2010

    Queen’s University professor Karen Dubinsky is available to discuss Ottawa’s announcement today to expedite some existing adoption cases involving Haitian children.

    “Relocating children in massive numbers, immediately after a catastrophe, is an understandable humanitarian response. But historically, it has a mixed record, and carries tremendous risks,” says Dubinsky. “Children evacuated from England during the Second World War faced a real threat. In 1961, at least 12,000 Cuban parents put their children on airplanes to Miami in a campaign known as Operation Peter Pan. Once in U.S. orphanages and foster homes, Peter Pan children began the long wait for U.S./Cuban relations to normalize. They’re still waiting; over half of them grew to adulthood without their parents.”

    Karen Dubinsky is a professor of Global Development Studies and History at Queen’s University. Her book about Operation Peter Pan, Babies Without Borders: Adoption and Migration Across the Americas, will be published by the University of Toronto Press in the spring.

    To arrange an interview, please contact communication officers Michael Onesi at 613.533.6000 ext. 77513 or e-mail [email protected], or Kristyn Wallace at 613.533.6000 ext. 79173 or e-mail [email protected] at News and Media Services, Queen’s University.

  5. Another story:

    “In Haiti, it’s always been if you know somebody,” Gambrell said. “Everything is about crossing people’s palms with money to get stuff. That’s how the guards at the airport remember who I am. I tip big.”

    No Leaving Without Kids

    Gambrell’s connections in Haiti helped Wilson come back with his adopted daughter. Wilson and his wife visited the girl, Tia, seven days before the quake and were waiting for the Haitian government to finalize the adoption.

    They delivered medical supplies and food, and brought Tia and a boy who was being adopted by a family in Kentucky back to the airport. But even after showing U.S. officials adoption paperwork and photos of the children, they were not authorized to leave.

    “I got fired up,” Wilson said. “I said, ‘I’m not leaving until I leave with them.’ We were in the process of getting Tia a passport, but all that is down in the rubble. I knew if I left it would be months, maybe years, before we would get her.”

    Finally the U.S. authorities relented. With Gambrell’s help, Wilson secured two seats on a private plane that took him and the two children to Fort Lauderdale, where they caught another plane to Nashville and touched down around 4:30 a.m. Tuesday.

    “Our mission really is evangelism,” said Steven Boo, who was on the flight with Gambrell to Haiti. “We do not want Haiti to be a better place to go to hell from.”


  6. Yeah, it’s all about abortion…those damn BC pills the biggest cause of abortions happening! Cuz God Help Us… we have to save all those Potential Christian Converts before they are even a twinkle in their potential father’s eye and/or more importantly, before the potential mother has her next period! What’s next…funerals replete with little tiny caskets for used tampons/kotex?? To include pictures of GASP! those poor bloody, used tampons/kotex! O! the Inhumanity of it all!

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