Here is an adoption plan even Bastardette can support! ADOPT A PENGUIN! What’s really good about this is that the penguin you adopt will have more information about him or herself than a lot of bastards–including you! Each penguin adoption comes with a cuddly penguin plush toy, beautiful penguin photo, a fact sheet chock-full of fascinating information about these amazing birds and a personalized Certificate of Adoption. Adopt a penguin, Then write your local politicians and demand the same rights as Mumble! PENGUINS HAVE THEIR RECORDS? WHY DON’T WE?