OK this little game of Memes is running around the blogosphere, so I decided to have at it All you do is type your name into in to Google followed by the word “needs.” Since it didn’t work too well with Bastardette, I used Marley. So…

Marley needs:

(1) a Forever Home (Please contact EAC, Tree of Life, Focus on Adoption (Utah), The Open Door, or your favorite adoption agency for details)

(2) needs an owner that can provide a balanced and stable home environment (Please contact A Child’s Waiting for re-homing details).

(3) a great home ( Is there a pattern here? Hint: I still prefer The Hamptons despite the current invasion of riff-raffan bad archecture. I will also consider Gstadd.)

(4) Vicky’s help (Good help is so hard to find nowadays I’m willing to take on Vicky as my new servant on a trial basis. Does she do weeds and Mai Tais? Every other Sunday off. )

(5) donations (YES!)

(6) more leisure time (with the donations I can do it!)

(7) to stop working ( ditto! Please states! Unseal all adoption records, repeal baby dumps! I won’t even apply for unemployment. Promise. And send more donations!)

(8) videos (especially pre-code Barbara Stanwyck films. Send with donations)

(9) to gain a little weight (there’s always a joker in the deck!)

(10) to find herself a husband — and quickly (Otherwise, it’s off to the Gladney Home!)

One Reply to “MARLEY’S MEME”

  1. LMAO
    Marley Too funny, But you know you’re supposed to wait until you get tagged for it right 😛
    Ah well always the individual hey 🙂 The only way to be too !
    Great Meme..qjfoyxuz

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