What would you like for Christmas, little bastards and bastardettes?
There’s enough here for consumer, feminist, and parent do-gooders to carp about until next year. Darcy the Cover Girl: the woman your little girl will want to be. Yikes! Images of Betty Draper dance in my head. OK, I’ll fess up! At a certain point in my life, Bridgette Bardot was someone I wanted to be. I scared my mother.
We’re cookin’ with the Atlas Rocket. I’m sure the neighbors loved that one. I spent the evening of the July 4, 1983 shooting bottle rockets into Worthington Hills backyards. I know!
Finally, we get a peek at Bess Myerson whom I mentioned briefly in a recent NCFA blog.
I found a couple other Christmas Eve-appropriate commercials that I just couldn’t resist. Here we have Mattel’s Tommy Burst for budding Homeland Security agents–or psychopathic killers with a complete narrative. I bet Abu Ghraib and both Bush elections that Dick Cheney played with one.
And here’s Baby Safe Haven…er, I mean Baby Secret.
Have a very merry day and survive well into a wonderful New Year.